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Carlosomo 

Inferior; that considered inferior to themselves.
Inferior being that carlosomo
Carlosomo by Carlos Formoso May 19, 2008
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Carlsonomics 

The economic philosophy of Tucker Carlson favouring protectionism and populism over a purely free market model.
Mitt Romney opposition to Carlsonomics led to his 2012 election defeat.

Carlosito 

The most wonderful person, who has the biggest heart and is extremely caring. It comes from a play on the diminutive for Carlos in Spanish by combining Carlos + osito (teddy bear). You can always count on Carlosito to provide the best hugs.
With his crimson sweatshirt, Carlosito gave me the best hug.

The cat hugged the teddy bear.

(#Garlosito —> Gato + Carlosito)
Carlosito by fish99 November 12, 2022

carlosstory 

A twitch streamer/youtuber who blew up in the winter. He's very funny and very good at what he does. If you like someone who grinds but still has fun he's the guy for you. If you don't laugh ur butt off watching him ur not human. He has one of if not the best NBA2k account. He was one of the first people to Giannis. He's such a good grinder he has 8 Galaxy Opals. I watch him every night he's on. Go Subscribe right now if you don't ur stupid
Carlosstory is such a good youtuber

Carlosmanuel 

Carlosmanuel is a dork but he will try anything to make you laugh he is one of the funniest people you will ever meet he does have a lot of confidence and he shows it and sometimes they can be a douche but they don't mean it they are very good at talking especially to girls all around Carlosmanuel is a good guy.
Carlosmanuel is hilarious.
Carlosmanuel by MikeandFlight October 21, 2020

carlosorn 

A god-like computer programmer, sometimes even referred to as a computer saint. Nobody can actually achieve his level, it is the ultimate orgasmic state of programing envied by both newbies and expert.
I'm a good programmer, but nothing like Vorn.
carlosorn by Someone March 10, 2004

Carlotology 

A religion where men love naked big booty oiled up Latinos arched over in their bedroom
Yeah, I’m a supporter of carlotology
Carlotology by Carlotology May 23, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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