Carlosing 

To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.

"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"

"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."

Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011

Carlosing 

The act of "bumbling" around, almost aimlessly but to the outside world it appears that you very much have an aim. You might try and look busy, but everyone really knows your not actually doing anything.

The act of Carlosing is a difficult one to master, it is said that the Germans have perfected it, while others are just trying to imitate them.

"Hey man what have you been up to all day?"
"Oh you know, just carlosing around."

Carlosing by Carlos The Third December 25, 2013

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

Caroing 

When one camps excessively in objective based Call of Duty matches, usually trying to achieve killstreaks or other personal feats.

"Man this one kid keeps caroing, get a life!"

Caroing by FEEEEEG November 11, 2011

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Hot Carling Academy 

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

Hot Carling Academy by DX25 November 10, 2008

Carroling 

Definition: The act of superficially seeking to be involved with the craft beer movement, without appreciating what is behind it.

Example: I thought it would be a legitimate trade, but he was Carroling me and offered a single bottle of 2015 BCBS for 2 4-packs of 2013 BCBS and an empty BCBS case.

Carroling by W.Tarkin September 4, 2016