Somebody eating more than 80 grams of carbohydrates pr day. Due to the long undermining of the knowledge of the endocrine system( acknowledging insulin as the only hormone that is able to store energy as fat in the body. )
While in the store daughter asking; look there is somebody slicing bread?!? Dad: oh that's a carbjunkie aiming for a hit.
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Originally derived from the russian word for somebody who pleasures their anus with a wooden spoon. But more commonly used now for any facination with anal pleasureing with any kind of kitchen utensil.
The most recent case being an un named man from Leeds UK. Who was caught in the kitchenware department of a local store attempting to insert a Kenwood Chef Food processor into his back passage. This was only discovered when store staff follewed a trail of extension leads into the carpark where the man was found writhing pleasure whist trying to have sexual intercourse with the exhaust pipe of a 1993 ford mondeo.
The most recent case being an un named man from Leeds UK. Who was caught in the kitchenware department of a local store attempting to insert a Kenwood Chef Food processor into his back passage. This was only discovered when store staff follewed a trail of extension leads into the carpark where the man was found writhing pleasure whist trying to have sexual intercourse with the exhaust pipe of a 1993 ford mondeo.
See that dude over there. He just stuck a cheese grater up his bottom, Bet he's a Czarjunkie.. PCworld Staff.. 1999
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A side effect of improper hygiene.
A side effect of improper hygiene.
Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.
"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
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