carbjunkie 

Somebody eating more than 80 grams of carbohydrates pr day. Due to the long undermining of the knowledge of the endocrine system( acknowledging insulin as the only hormone that is able to store energy as fat in the body. )

While in the store daughter asking; look there is somebody slicing bread?!? Dad: oh that's a carbjunkie aiming for a hit.

carbjunkie by ketoDaddy December 7, 2019

Carbunkle 

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

Carbunkle by kidlou December 25, 2010

Czarjunkie 

Originally derived from the russian word for somebody who pleasures their anus with a wooden spoon. But more commonly used now for any facination with anal pleasureing with any kind of kitchen utensil.

The most recent case being an un named man from Leeds UK. Who was caught in the kitchenware department of a local store attempting to insert a Kenwood Chef Food processor into his back passage. This was only discovered when store staff follewed a trail of extension leads into the carpark where the man was found writhing pleasure whist trying to have sexual intercourse with the exhaust pipe of a 1993 ford mondeo.

See that dude over there. He just stuck a cheese grater up his bottom, Bet he's a Czarjunkie.. PCworld Staff.. 1999

Czarjunkie by D. F. Deviant July 21, 2008

Carbunkle 

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass

Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.

Carbunkle by Adam Baker October 23, 2005

Carbunkles 

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

Carbunkles by Neck February 28, 2008

Carbunkle 

Word used by patheitc, older men meaning a woman's behind or ass.

"Look at the fugly carbunkle."

Carbunkle by Shea July 16, 2004

Carbunkled 

To be completely outdone/outplayed e.g. mugged/destroyed

Michael got absolutely carbunkled at the football game last night.

Carbunkled by alex._.k March 15, 2019