Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!

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Capaholic

A Mech Warrior pilot that prefers to use a tactic called "base capture" in order to win a match online (MechwarriorOnline).

"That Bonethugg dude is such a capaholic. I didnt get to fire my weapons one frgging time. Next time I drop with him, I am going to leg him and leave him so he cant lead us to cap."

Capaholic by Ra SUNGOD December 9, 2012

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Capitalics

When you capitalise and italicise something at the same time.

Hannah: Can you fix that title
Chloe: Yeah, put it in Capitalics

Capitalics by hoteltrivagohumanjuliago October 24, 2019

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capitalicious

An adjective used to describe a noun that is central to a capitalist principle.

George W. is one capitalicious mothah suckah!

capitalicious by the egg February 14, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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