capitaholic

A person utterly addicted to capitalism to the exclusion of all else.

It's impossible to have an intelligent discussion about social welfare issues with a confirmed capitaholic.

by Cynicool July 21, 2019

Cataholic

It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.

I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.

by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010

Capaholic

thy who lies about 24/4, lives and breathes cap

anthony wont stop fucking lying. i swear, he's a down bad capaholic

by hdmi01jackoff June 30, 2021

Capitolicism

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.

Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!

by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022

Capaholic

A Mech Warrior pilot that prefers to use a tactic called "base capture" in order to win a match online (MechwarriorOnline).

"That Bonethugg dude is such a capaholic. I didnt get to fire my weapons one frgging time. Next time I drop with him, I am going to leg him and leave him so he cant lead us to cap."

by Ra SUNGOD December 9, 2012

Capitalics

When you capitalise and italicise something at the same time.

Hannah: Can you fix that title
Chloe: Yeah, put it in Capitalics

by hoteltrivagohumanjuliago October 24, 2019

capitalicious

An adjective used to describe a noun that is central to a capitalist principle.

George W. is one capitalicious mothah suckah!

by the egg February 14, 2004