capitaholic 

A person utterly addicted to capitalism to the exclusion of all else.

It's impossible to have an intelligent discussion about social welfare issues with a confirmed capitaholic.

capitaholic by Cynicool July 21, 2019

Cataholic

It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.

I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.

Cataholic by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010

Capaholic 

thy who lies about 24/4, lives and breathes cap

anthony wont stop fucking lying. i swear, he's a down bad capaholic

Capaholic by hdmi01jackoff June 30, 2021

Capitolicism 

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.

Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!

Capitolicism by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022

Capaholic 

A Mech Warrior pilot that prefers to use a tactic called "base capture" in order to win a match online (MechwarriorOnline).

"That Bonethugg dude is such a capaholic. I didnt get to fire my weapons one frgging time. Next time I drop with him, I am going to leg him and leave him so he cant lead us to cap."

Capaholic by Ra SUNGOD December 9, 2012

Capitalics 

When you capitalise and italicise something at the same time.

Hannah: Can you fix that title
Chloe: Yeah, put it in Capitalics

Capitalics by hoteltrivagohumanjuliago October 24, 2019

capitalicious 

An adjective used to describe a noun that is central to a capitalist principle.

George W. is one capitalicious mothah suckah!

capitalicious by the egg February 14, 2004