capides 

Latin for either 1. mortis (of death) OR 2. cipus - a cup, bowl, goblet used in religious ceremony

scipus of death capides

capides by Theostiacist December 8, 2013

Capndesdes 

An epic scene dude from America that has awesome hair that swears a lot and does one of the best vlogs on Youtube in the history of the universe (He also has a dirty mind) he also does a lot of Q&A vids!!!

He also dosent wear bottoms (pants) when he films normally

Dude One: Hey did you see that Capndesdes video where he kills his TV?
Dude Two: No
Dude One: Well you need to it's epic

Capndesdes by CapnStephSteph January 23, 2012

lice capades 

The fun that ensues from your kids and consequent family getting lice.

I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..

lice capades by cdafox July 16, 2010

shit capades 

Taking a really disgusting dump in at someone else's house or in a public place.

"I just destroyed that bathroom."
"Shit capades are so much fun."

shit capades by ShiftyNevada March 19, 2013

fight capades 

1) Fighting on ice, e.g. professional hockey.

2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.

Fan 1: "Did you watch the Stanley Cup finals between the Penguins and the Redwings? Talbot fought Lindstrom, Fleury fought, Osgood fought Ericcson, Ericcson fought Talbot..."

Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"

fight capades by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2009

capinese 

When you “cap” about stuff aka lie

bruh you’re really speaking Capinese

capinese by TahHoneyBadger December 26, 2019

ice capades 

Any meth-amphetamine fueled crime spree.

Last nights ice capades, were dope yo...we mugged some chick, stole a car, slammed it into a wall, and jumped some rich dude.

ice capades by spinladen July 29, 2011