capetuous 

Given to uncontrolable urges to intensify a mood or a situation to enhance the overall outcome

The party went wild after my capetuous act, everybody got naked.

capetuous by MistressKatrina August 20, 2024

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

Captious by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

caretious 

A combination of careful and cautious.

One step above both.

Dylan double checked a room to be caretious

caretious by Kidknowsstuff October 17, 2023

captious

adj- the most versatile word in existence, it has no singular definition, but rather modifies any noun in the english language. this maddeningly annoying word is often found in memory tests, sometimes prompting test-takers to vomit with rage. can also support suffix addenda.

1. not only is joe a douchebag, but he's a captious motherfucker.

2. to hell with this captious-ass memory test, i'm going to smoke some delectible stogies and swill some hooch.

captious by Klamson! February 22, 2007

caustuous 

caustuous;

caus-tu-ous; (cost-chu-us);

-adjective-
1. the circumstance of society as a whole or a single person within it harassing your state of being with ignorance and unenlightenment:
(The character Kelly, played by Anna Faris, in Lost In Translation (Film, Sofia Coppola, 2003) does an excellent rendition of the caustuous American female.)

Related terms
caus-tu-ous-ness, noun.
caus-tu-os-ity, adverb.

Antonyms
1. educated, experienced, cultured.

Word Origin and History
Word invented August 21, 2012, by necessity, in Oregon state, USA when questioning the ability of the English language to describe frustration with the general public in one word.

The character Kelly, played by Anna Faris, in Lost In Translation (Film, Sofia Coppola, 2003) does an excellent rendition of the caustuous American female.

caustuous by sociologycrazed August 23, 2012

captious

Tending to find and call attention to faults.

A captious teacher

captious by NerdGirl0512 May 21, 2021

Calethousand 

the coolest ll pvper ever

hey look its calethousand hes so cool he could fuck my mom if he wanted

Calethousand by Loomian Sucker April 14, 2022