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by warrobotsalt August 10, 2019

Here's a quick definition which ISN'T offensive. AHEM
Aka Asperger's Syndrome, this has nothing to do with anyone's burgers or asses, rather it is a neurological difference some people have where they exhibit signs of Autism like failure to respond to social cues like looking at a watch and tapping feet, etc. etc. However, they are usually high-functioning, so this means most with Asperger Syndrome seem like dorks but are probably Einstein (or Sherlock Holmes) when nobody is picking on them.
Aka Asperger's Syndrome, this has nothing to do with anyone's burgers or asses, rather it is a neurological difference some people have where they exhibit signs of Autism like failure to respond to social cues like looking at a watch and tapping feet, etc. etc. However, they are usually high-functioning, so this means most with Asperger Syndrome seem like dorks but are probably Einstein (or Sherlock Holmes) when nobody is picking on them.
My friend has Asperger Syndrome. At first, everyone laughed at him, but they stopped when he scored 300 points higher than them on the standardized test.
by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

The portent winds blew with fury over the brackish waters, an ignis fatuus hovering over the horizon, a symbol of something to come. The gales thundered through the swamps, an electricity in the air. An ominous howl began to sound as shapes took form in the hollow. Darkness bled onto the surface of the scape, as the winds continued to ravage the land. Suddenly, a mysterious chant began and hooded figures appeared, lurking in the shadows, manifestations of some nightmare that could not be escaped from. The chant began to build. The trees were ripped from their roots and sent flying. The waters whipped up into towering waves. The catastrophe increased and increased, and the intensity built and built until it all became too much for the world to bear! With a flash, everything dissapeared, leaving but a smoky crater in the center of what was once a luscious place full of life. A figure emerged. A figure named Stephen Takowsky. MGT was born.
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by warrobotsalt August 10, 2019

Minecrafting is the act of presently playing Minecraft. Usually this involves useless singleplayer playing or playing on a server called Mineplex. It also has a tendency to induce video game addiction.
The 9-year old armies from PewDiePie and TSeries alike can usually be caught doing this when friends aren't around.
The 9-year old armies from PewDiePie and TSeries alike can usually be caught doing this when friends aren't around.
by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.
Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...
LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...
LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong
by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019
