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Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.
1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.
by Helen Storm November 07, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.
Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.
by SplodgeOMatic January 26, 2008
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