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broken cantaloupe
A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015
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cantay • cantaloupe • cantankerous • Cantabridgian • Cantalope • cantab • cantagious • Cantalian • cantankerous nipples • cantankery
Cartayism
Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
Cantanta
Cantanta by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019
miseria cantare
Latin for "To sing sorrow" or "Sing of sorrow".
Also the intro to AFI (A Fire Inside)'s album Sing the Sorrow. It's one of the best intro songs ever known to humans.
Also the intro to AFI (A Fire Inside)'s album Sing the Sorrow. It's one of the best intro songs ever known to humans.
From Miseria Cantare (The Beginning) by AFI.:
Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame... Incinerate
Random guyr: A song called Sing of Sorrow? They sound pretty emo.
AFI fan: *smacks random guy*
Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame... Incinerate
Random guyr: A song called Sing of Sorrow? They sound pretty emo.
AFI fan: *smacks random guy*
miseria cantare by snow_cinematic October 6, 2008
Cantacular
The supposition that beer in cans is better than beer in bottles because it 1) stays fresh longer, 2) is easier to transport and 3) has a lower environmental impact.
Luke: I didn't know they put Sly Fox IPA in cans, they're awesome!
Darth: Yeah, could this day possibly get any more cantacular?
Luke: High five my brother!
Darth: Yeah, could this day possibly get any more cantacular?
Luke: High five my brother!
Cantacular by sans sheriff February 19, 2010
Cantaloupic
The word cantaloupic is used to describe somebody who likes cantaloupes a whole lot. A cantaloupic is like a chocoholic, but doesn't like chocolate, instead cantaloupes. A cantaloupic may also have a certain personality, they may be always open and 'fresh' in situations. Tasting rather juicy, cantaloupics are fun to be around, and may eat cantaloupes a whole lot!
Cantaloupic by Cantaloupes4Ever June 15, 2017
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