canouchebag

The Canadian version of the original douchebag

Often travelling in small packs of two or three, you can spot Canouchebags in large crowds, sporting events, campgrounds, and vacation resorts. A Canouchebag exhibits all the properties of the original douchbag

accompanied by a Tragically Hip soundtrack, and, on rare occasions, arrives in a canoe.

Canadians are supposed to be so polite and nice, but just look at this Canouchebag!

by EverSoPissed__ May 30, 2018

Couchebag

A female douchebag.

damn did you see that girl wearing ed hearty and being a total asshole... she was a couchebag.

by Lovehandle October 20, 2010

couchebag

n. someone who ditches band practice
other forms-couchebagged, couchebagging, couchebaggery

Guitarist: Dude our bass player is such a couchebag.
Drummer: Yeah he totally ditched us.

by Craig Christofanelli April 27, 2006