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CanoeShoe 

A girl that is very large, or extremely manly. She mainly has extremely large feet and tends to be a dyke. The girl probably has extremely hairy body features which gross %99 of guys out. Therefore turning the girl into a "Dykish Lesbian" simply because she eventually knows that she will never get any from a guy. And will only provide "More Cushion for tha Pushin" for another Dykish lesbian. The term origionates from a Canoe whish is a large long boat resembling the girls large nasty feet.
Use extreme caution when entering a "CanoeShoe's" field of vision, for they have been know to strike from long distances and are deadly in close range.

2. Yea man, I cant believe you tried to hook meh up with that CanoeShoe. She had to weigh a Shit-Ton.
CanoeShoe by Sense3 August 15, 2006
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Karla was wearing such a short skirt that everybody could see her canoesh.
Canoesh by Ivan snatches January 15, 2008

Canoesion 

A concusion caused by a canoe.
Zac dropped a canoe on his head which caused a canoesion
Canoesion by Outdoor challenge November 20, 2016

CanoeHead 

A man who is walking with a Canoe on his head. May be spotted at the Beach, camping, or by a river.
"Hey, look at that guy walking he looks like a funny Canoehead."

"Dude, we will fuck those Canoeheads up if they think they can mess with us and ruin our trip."
CanoeHead by Pussymilkshake June 18, 2009

candleshoe 

When you ejaculate in to someone’s shoes in the dark (and don’t tell them).
Roger did a candleshoe on Bridget’s slippers when he was feeling mischievous, sadly he missed and came all over the families photo albums.
candleshoe by Fellator September 9, 2020

cadoeshle 

When someone/something is cute + adorable and you can't decide which one to use, so you fuse them together.
omggg youre so cadoeshle!!!

very mindful, very cadoeshle. (buh bye demureee)
cadoeshle by 1L0V3J3SUSMYS4V10UR September 2, 2024
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