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A extremely Italian last name only used for he best and most amazing family. Men have EXTREMELY LARGE GIGANTIC PENISES in the family while the girls always have fun.
Guy “Did you see that guy the other day?”
Other guy“Yeah he seemed like a Canosa”
canosa by Vincenzo Canosa January 19, 2018
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Canosaing 

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To "canosa" (canosaing) is to show off how intellectually superior you are to all your "friends", usually on how much better you are at an activity or game, even if they suck. People who "canosa" often typically have large foreheads, to store their equally large egos - they get bullied easily, and spend most of their free time in front of a mirror or under a kitchen table.
"I went 9/1/1 in that Lee Sin game I played yesterday, I carried so hard"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"
Canosaing by 100%4headmass December 23, 2019
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Camosaur

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A species of dinosaur that has found its way into modern society. This species does not reproduce sexually and instead buds to procreate. Camosaurs are often found playing basketball and searching for pennies. They are capable of controling computer viruses for their own pleasure.
Guy 1: Man did you see that Camosaur rawring??
Guy 2: Yeah, I think he just got a virus!
Camosaur by hunal February 3, 2010

Canola Twister 

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An erotic game that requires the following
1 Gallon of Canola Oil
1 Twister Board
2-12 People

After everyone is comfortably naked, all are required to douse themselves in Canola Oil, and proceed to play twister naked and covered in oil. The game lasts untill the last person falls over, or the entire group starts an orgy. Different variations such as Peanut Twister, played with peanut oil, are equally as fun, but run the risk of an allergic reaction among participants. This is a great game to be played on days when school might be cancelled or closed early during a snowstorm.
John, Steve, and I went over to Tina's house with some other girls, and played a game of Canola Twister. The orgy started when John slipped on right-hand-red and plowed Tina's ass. A really fun night.
Canola Twister by MCtrack January 8, 2011

carnosaur 

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1: A two-legged flesh-eating dinosaur.

2: A terrible Jurassic Park cash-in of the same name. The film Carnosaur incredibly managed to spawn two (even worse) sequals.
Don't bother seeing the film Carnosaur unless you're into trashy horror films.
carnosaur by StormSworder August 31, 2006

Canovatastic

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When you're already at ur limit when it cums to maths. But out of his big cock he puls a chalk and starts writing a mathematical theory on the black board. you want to kill your self but then he whips out his massive schlong and strikes you on the face with it so you are schlonged and have the motivation to do more maths. As a reward you can suck his dick
OH MY GOD! That student just got schlonged. I can't believe it, it was so Canovatastic. It was amazing how much force he put in to his massive dick!
Canovatastic by DICKIPIKI March 23, 2023

St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School 

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Aiya this school ok lah but the upper sec girls always fold their skirt minimally 4 times with high ponytail and chunky fila shoes. are ur feet actually that big like wtf why need to wear so expensive and chunky shoes for fucking school?? some more always got atleast 15 kanken bags in one class, very inevitable one. Always got xmm taking toilet selfie or doing tiktok in toilet one. I think the na and nt classes have more xmm in them. I mean express also got more less lor
then got this xmm girl in my class who always think shes hot shit one, wearing skirt rolled up like 5 fucking times with the dumb high jojo siwa ponytail and sit on the desks, like u know how a chair works right??? u in express some more. always the pick me girl, she somehow the math rep when her math is legit so bad its probably na level than express

some more theres a rumor saying a certain male p.e teacher is a pedo so uh wow ok. the school also got one racist and homophobic catholic teacher even though this thursday we got V.E lesson on sexuality LMAO

ya and then our PLD is going to be given out to us at the end of the year, not the start of term 4 like the teachers say.

the cleaning lady in the toilet and the uncle that come by to pick up the trash from my class dustbin very nice one 10/10
P6 Student: Now I know which schools to avoid St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School
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