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canvasch 

meaning "one of extreme bad-assery".
Whoa dude, you are a canvasch!
canvasch by Timothy Rollins December 3, 2006

Spill Canvas 

A very good indie rock band. Some songs are emotional, but they, unlike most "emo" bands are very talented musical. A lot of their lyrics are pretty powerful, and they have great music to back them up. Generally a great all-around band to be honest. Some of their greatest songs would include: "The Tide" "Lust a Prima Vista" "Staplegunned" "Polygraph, right now!" "Natalie Marie and 1cc" "Valiant" and "All hailt the heartbreaker" (to name a few)
I listened to the Tide and realized that the spill canvas has talent!
Spill Canvas by GregMcCjigger November 16, 2006

cum canvas 

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.
My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
cum canvas by Mister jack Fister October 25, 2007

painting the canvas

Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

cum canvas 

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.
My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
cum canvas by jack offten October 31, 2007
Literally the worst website you could possibly use for school. It's so disorganized and crappy that you can't even find your work. Worst of all, theres no dark mode for it.
Me: God I hate Canvas and online school, looking at a white webpage at 6 in the morning is not my ideal day.
Canvas by Iotion April 18, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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