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canvasch 

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meaning "one of extreme bad-assery".
Whoa dude, you are a canvasch!
canvasch by Timothy Rollins December 3, 2006

Spill Canvas 

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A very good indie rock band. Some songs are emotional, but they, unlike most "emo" bands are very talented musical. A lot of their lyrics are pretty powerful, and they have great music to back them up. Generally a great all-around band to be honest. Some of their greatest songs would include: "The Tide" "Lust a Prima Vista" "Staplegunned" "Polygraph, right now!" "Natalie Marie and 1cc" "Valiant" and "All hailt the heartbreaker" (to name a few)
I listened to the Tide and realized that the spill canvas has talent!
Spill Canvas by GregMcCjigger November 16, 2006

cum canvas 

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A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.
My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
cum canvas by Mister jack Fister October 25, 2007

painting the canvas

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Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

cum canvas 

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A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.
My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
cum canvas by jack offten October 31, 2007

Canvas 

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Literally the worst website you could possibly use for school. It's so disorganized and crappy that you can't even find your work. Worst of all, theres no dark mode for it.
Me: God I hate Canvas and online school, looking at a white webpage at 6 in the morning is not my ideal day.
Canvas by Iotion April 18, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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