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Canosaing 

To "canosa" (canosaing) is to show off how intellectually superior you are to all your "friends", usually on how much better you are at an activity or game, even if they suck. People who "canosa" often typically have large foreheads, to store their equally large egos - they get bullied easily, and spend most of their free time in front of a mirror or under a kitchen table.
"I went 9/1/1 in that Lee Sin game I played yesterday, I carried so hard"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"
Canosaing by 100%4headmass December 23, 2019
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Canoeing 

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!
Canoeing by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018

canoeing 

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
canoeing by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

Canoeing 

When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.
As above
Canoeing by t1dylad January 15, 2004
Casaing (verb) in English is used for seeing places for a brief period of time, taking photos and checking it off your to-do list. Derived from the noun form of casa meaning a house for short duration stay.
(verb usage) Having only two days to site-see in Arizona, the group of tourists were casaing major places of interest - the Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon and Glen Canyon.
casaing by CasaGirl June 27, 2018

canoozing 

A canoe trip combined with the comsumption of a large amount of cheap beer(preferably Old Mil)
Nate lost his paddle but managed to save the cooler when we tipped over in the rapids while canoozing
canoozing by dave November 21, 2004

Canoeing 

When a joint burns unevenly due to moisture, the top burning with the bottom remaining unburned. The resulting shape resembles a canoe.
"Awww dude, it's canoeing!"
Canoeing by Craig 119281 November 5, 2005
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