cannuli

a very violent person who doesn't like to be compared to the pastry associated with them , tend to look for 5 minutes or more spectating a Harley Quinn skin on Fortnite, tend to complain that internet goes out all the time but really just eats hotpockets and watching tv for an hour.

Hey Michael you are a cannuli today. By the way I did your mom

cannuli by #PleaseDontYellAtMe February 26, 2024

Double Stuffed Cannoli 

A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)

Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant

Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.

*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.

Be safe Enjoy.

" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."

" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."

" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"

Double Stuffed Cannoli by Man of Cannoli December 11, 2019

cannalibrium 

can·nai·lib·ri·um (n)

1. the sense of improving well-being from the consumption of cannabis;

2. when the psychotropic threshold is managed balancing spirit, mind, and body to enhance creativity and optimal performance;

3. the cannabis mediated homeostasis of the human endocannabinoid system;

4. the effect of natural daily consumption of cannabis as nutrition;

5. when cannabis and hemp flows freely for each individual as part of a sustainable world

Derived from e·qui·lib·ri·um

1) When your body receives the nutritional value of cannabis, increasing your sense of well-being, you are not "high" you are in "cannalibrium".
2) When cannabis flows freely in society for the health and well being of all, society is in cannalibrium.
3) When each person can sustain their own livelihood by crafting with cannabis, they are in cannalibrium.
4) When the world is sustained by cannabis taking it's rightful place as intended by the creator, the world will be in cannalibrium.
5) When Thomas Jefferson wrote on hemp paper, "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness", he was in cannalibrium.

cannalibrium by plant geek August 24, 2013

soggy cannoli 

When you cream pie a Italian chick

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli

soggy cannoli by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013

Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

Left-handed cannoli by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014

cannoli 

"Cannoli" is the plural of "cannolo," which is a Sicilian pastry consisting of a crisp pastry tube filled with sweetened ricotta. The ricotta filling is sometimes sprinkled with crushed pistachios, chopped candied citron or orange peel, or semi-sweet chocolate chips. It's a popular item in Italian-American bakeries.

I'll have a dozen cannoli. But please make up some fresh ones. I don't want any that were already filled an hour ago.

cannoli by Farfalla February 24, 2008

holy cannoli 

an expression that usually accompanies shock or excitment

example 1: holy cannoli, what the hell was that?!
example 2: holy cannoli, did you see that? it was AMAZING

holy cannoli by mhm8 May 26, 2008