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cannabacon 

bacon that is cooked in a frying pan with canola cannabis oil. care must be taken in insuring that the bacon and oil do not burn. served best when only slightly crispy.

for maximum effect - serve straight from the pan, don't use paper towels, savor the cannataste!
"Hey, we have a little bit of cannaoil left. What should we do with it?"

"Bacon for sure. Cannabacon."
cannabacon by tehj00 and js March 29, 2010
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Cannabicoma 

A state of being as a result of smoking or ingesting copius amounts of cannabis.
Jerico smoked himself into a cannabicoma yesterday and nearly missed 4:20!
Cannabicoma by JericoStonedAF June 29, 2017

Cannabananabis 

Hey, Kyle. Have you tried banana and weed together?
I have! It's called Cannabananabis. SWEET!

cannaboner 

A state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an erection. Whether or not this leads to arousal is unknown, but the man who produces the cannaboner is never ashamed of it.

For female equivalent, see cannaqueef)
John: ...
Bill: Wow, John sure it fucked up.
John: ...
Lynn: Yeah, cut him off. Wait, what's that bulge in his pants?
John: ...
Bill: Ha ha, he's got a cannaboner!
Lynn: I'm done too; I don't want to cannaqueef.
cannaboner by Onlooker1957 January 13, 2010

cannaboner 

(n)- 1: the feeling one gets when something related to marijuana is so awesome, so epic, that no other word can describe the ecstasy.

2: anything cannabis related that causes excitement
Person A- Did you see Daniels new 18 inch ROOR??
Person B- Yeah, it gave me a cannaboner bigger than the ROOR.
A HAHAHA. Nice
cannaboner by kzle6146 October 24, 2011

Cannabanoid 

AdjThe paranoid-like state certain individuals go into after hearing 'slippery-slope' arguments against weed and other substances used for the consumption of THC
'man, my parents came back from PTA yesterday, totally cannabanoid- they went through my whole room searching for my stash... what did they tell them?'
Cannabanoid by MishkinH January 17, 2009

Cannabanoid Intaker 

Someone who does not want to be classified as a pothead despite being one
No, I’m not a pothead—I’m just a cannabanoid intaker.