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Cannabanoid

AdjThe paranoid-like state certain individuals go into after hearing 'slippery-slope' arguments against weed and other substances used for the consumption of THC
'man, my parents came back from PTA yesterday, totally cannabanoid- they went through my whole room searching for my stash... what did they tell them?'
by MishkinH January 17, 2009
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Cannabanoid Intaker

Someone who does not want to be classified as a pothead despite being one
No, I’m not a pothead—I’m just a cannabanoid intaker.
by shrek’s tatas September 1, 2019
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Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) is when you smoke weed every week to everyday for several years and end up vomiting a lot.

What causes cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Marijuana has very complex effects on the body. Experts are still trying to learn exactly how it causes CHS in some people.

In the brain, marijuana often has the opposite effect of CHS. It helps prevent nausea and vomiting. The drug is also good at stopping such symptoms in people having chemotherapy.

But in the digestive tract, marijuana seems to have the opposite effect. It actually makes you more likely to have nausea and vomiting. With the first use of marijuana, the signals from the brain may be more important. That may lead to anti-nausea effects at first. But with repeated use of marijuana, certain receptors in the brain may stop responding to the drug in the same way. That may cause the repeated bouts of vomiting found in people with CHS.

Since CHS was discovered pretty recently, some doctors might not know about it. Also, CHS is often confused with cyclical vomiting.
Steve: Smoke weed everyday!

*Smokes weed
Andre: I'm not sure you should smoke that stuff everyday. No one knows the long term effects. I only chug Kratom twice a week.
*chugs Kratom

(several years later)

Steve: *vomits brahdhrb

*Smokes weed
Smoke weed everyday.

Andre: I found out about something called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I think you might have it. Or maybe it's cyclical vomiting.
*chugs Kratom
Doctor: Steve! You have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I thought it was cyclical vomiting but you tested positive for THC and have a history of smoking marijuana everyday. You have to quit cannabis, or weed. You can never smoke weed again! You should have used moderation.
Steve: Nooooooo!

Steve: *Quits weed for 3 months
Steve: Hey! The nausea is gone.

Andre: Cool! Wanna chug Kratom?

Steve: Sure! *chugs Kratom
Andre: *chugs Kratom

Tyler: I only smoke weed when going on a boat fishing. It helps with nausea. Other times, it's kratom. *Smokes weed. *chugs kratom.
by CognitiveFuel January 22, 2023
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cannabanist

A Cannabis Enthusiast that works in the Cannabis industry or supports and endorses Cannabis in some way.
A group of Cannabanists met recently to discuss the benefits of cannabis for cancer patients.
by Doctor B. Fried August 20, 2022
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Cannaboidal Reflex

The involuntary action of reaching for a smoking device ( bowl, bong, joint) as someone holds it out to you.
Upon physical examination, the Patient demonstrated a 4+ cannaboidal reflex when smoking device was moved into peripheral vision.

John Smith was done smoking and was sufficiently high, but his cannaboidal reflex took over as the bowl was passed in his direction and he was forced to take another hit.
by Billy Blast June 6, 2018
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Cannabinoidely Optimistic

"Hey, where you high when you wrote this? Cause this message sounds cannabinoidely optimistic. "
by urpalKate June 2, 2009
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Cannabinoid

The active ingredients in cannabis which produce the psychoactive effects, these include among others THC. One cannabidiol (CBD) is a THC antagonist.
by Root January 8, 2003
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