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a huge penis at least 8 inches long and 79 inches wide it has the ability to shoot someone with sperm from across a football field
did you hear andrew and lucas wont stop firing there canins at eachother again man im laving town thats sick

cain instinct 

To have an insatiable urge to hit the fuck out of your siblings.
Me: *hits brother*
Mom: "why'd you hit your brother!"
Me: "Cain instincts."

Cabinets Sativa 

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"
Cabinets Sativa by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Cabin Baggage

A container (bag, pack etc.) commonly containing items or swag of a highly desirable or awesome nature. Can be obtained via winning a competition.

See: Swag Pack
Guy 1: "Hey, awesome Swag Pack you've got there."
Guy 2: " Swag Pack? Nah, mate this is Cabin Baggage."
Guy 1: "Radical!"
Cabin Baggage by NCRaw June 29, 2016

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Linen Cabinet 

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.
We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.
Linen Cabinet by paulpaxman November 15, 2016