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Candus is the most wonderful person anyone can ask for. She will be a great mom and take care of her kind. She has a great personality and is very funny. She may overthink every bad situation that comes her way. She trusts people way to easily. She thinks outside the box. Though she is a great person she is very timid/ shy. She is kindhearted and will do anything to please you. She will always think of others and rarely of herself. Once you get to know her she will start being herself around you.

Candus is funny and has an amazing personality

candus by Enrnrb December 30, 2019

Words you can keep

Conduscian

The inability to tell the truth. Behavior mostly characterized by exaggerations and lies.

You are a sneaky, slithery Conduscian jerk!

Conduscian by Omniscience January 11, 2008

Related Words

candus • candussy • can duster • Canus • Candise • candas • candystick • Candase • CANDISH • candystraws

Cancus

If someone calls you a "Penis" instead of a "Dick", Calling someone a "Cancus" would be instead of a "Cunt". So it is pretty much a more polite way to call someone a cunt, equivalent to calling someone a "Penis".

"Hi Martin, how was your day today?"

"It was fine Devin! Except for this one guy who tried to snoodle with me..."
"Ya... What a Cancus"

Cancus by bluebee January 24, 2017

Who is Candis

Dont ask who Candis is

Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?

Who is Candis by Doctor Joe Mama June 3, 2021

candussy

the candle my mom bought that looks like a vagina

“moms burning the candussy again”

candussy by sami i am July 1, 2022

CandS Studios

CandS Studios is a YouTube channel that makes videos about video games and movies, he also makes great conspiracy videos that are so funny you'll shit and piss yourself. He is also great at not being consistent, I mean come on you say you will upload every Saturday but NOTHING, I LIVE FOR THESE VIDEOS. Oh and also he's good friends with Scott the woz

Wow I wish I could be as funny as CandS Studios

I wish CandS Studios was more consistent

I wish people would stop copying CandS Studios because they are just crap Minecraft channels

CandS Studios by A NICE GUY! April 20, 2020

Biggus Caddus

A man who repeatedly acts in an ungentlemanly or untrustworthy manner, with deliberate disregard for another's feelings or rights.

While seemingly proper and trustworthy, Tiger Woods was actually a Biggus Caddus.

Biggus Caddus by Panalux December 12, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026