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Candus is the most wonderful person anyone can ask for. She will be a great mom and take care of her kind. She has a great personality and is very funny. She may overthink every bad situation that comes her way. She trusts people way to easily. She thinks outside the box. Though she is a great person she is very timid/ shy. She is kindhearted and will do anything to please you. She will always think of others and rarely of herself. Once you get to know her she will start being herself around you.
Candus is funny and has an amazing personality
candus by Enrnrb December 30, 2019
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Conduscian

The inability to tell the truth. Behavior mostly characterized by exaggerations and lies.
You are a sneaky, slithery Conduscian jerk!
Conduscian by Omniscience January 11, 2008
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If someone calls you a "Penis" instead of a "Dick", Calling someone a "Cancus" would be instead of a "Cunt". So it is pretty much a more polite way to call someone a cunt, equivalent to calling someone a "Penis".
"Hi Martin, how was your day today?"

"It was fine Devin! Except for this one guy who tried to snoodle with me..."
"Ya... What a Cancus"
Cancus by bluebee January 24, 2017

Who is Candis 

Dont ask who Candis is
Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?
the candle my mom bought that looks like a vagina
“moms burning the candussy again”
candussy by sami i am July 1, 2022

CandS Studios 

CandS Studios is a YouTube channel that makes videos about video games and movies, he also makes great conspiracy videos that are so funny you'll shit and piss yourself. He is also great at not being consistent, I mean come on you say you will upload every Saturday but NOTHING, I LIVE FOR THESE VIDEOS. Oh and also he's good friends with Scott the woz
Wow I wish I could be as funny as CandS Studios

I wish CandS Studios was more consistent

I wish people would stop copying CandS Studios because they are just crap Minecraft channels
CandS Studios by A NICE GUY! April 20, 2020

Biggus Caddus

A man who repeatedly acts in an ungentlemanly or untrustworthy manner, with deliberate disregard for another's feelings or rights.
While seemingly proper and trustworthy, Tiger Woods was actually a Biggus Caddus.
Biggus Caddus by Panalux December 12, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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