candarexia 

Eating Disorder in which sufferer eats a primarily candy based diet

I think my friend is suffering from candarexia. She barely eats yet seems to be putting on weight; I also caught her eating sour gummy worms for breakfast.

candarexia by candarexic November 12, 2014

cinnarexia

A food-driven psychological disorder, wherein one cannot properly enjoy eating a Cinnabon, due to his/ her knowledge of its high calorie count and fat content.

Jim, a long-time cinnarexia sufferer, was rarely able to eat more than two bites of his delectable Cinnabon before becoming overcome by his irrational fear of weight gain and high cholesterol.

cinnarexia by 3timesalady October 6, 2010

Chodarexia 

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.

Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”

Chodarexia by Wolfany August 5, 2018

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019