cancerism 

Any ideology that strives for a more disfunctional society

To activly work for inequality is cancerism

cancerism by Vendanis August 25, 2016

Carterism 

A life philosophy such as Buddhism, which can accompany any religion or athiestic view. Carterism was founded by Darin Carter and consists of living life as healthy and happy as possible. With a set goal of Living to 101 years of age. Constantly considering new scientific and religious findings as to what contributes to health and happiness, while keeping in mind ancient human ways as an indication of diet and exercise and human interaction.

Carterism is the path to the happiest, healthiest, and therefore longest life possible a person can live.

Carterism by McWebster August 19, 2010

cancerstick 

Synonym for cigarette. So name because they cause cancer.

I just smoked my last cancerstick.

cancerstick by Andy Kay April 6, 2003

Clannerism 

A mental illness caused from third person gun-clanning on ROBLOX too much. It has symptoms such as, but not limited to; severe racism, homophobia, transphobia, getting no bitchesphobia, toxicity, and anti-socialism.

Damn, phyum is ragigin again! Clannerism is real.

Clannerism by caissie March 12, 2022

Cancelists 

A group of people or friends who cancels plans frequently or at last minute.

I wouldn't go with you all as you're known for being cancelists.

Cancelists by ajadon September 10, 2023

Thought Cancer™ 

The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.

You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?

You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:

Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?

Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.

Thought Cancer™ by WeASeL_Antigua July 1, 2011

Cancerian

their zodiac sign is Cancer. they are the sweetest, will love you to the absolute fullest, will beat your ass if they have to, kind af, the best friend, a popular loner, likes their feelings, probably has social anxiety since their not use to being around people. Their dads are usually Scorpios and their most compatible with Capricorns.

The funny thing is Capricorn and Cancers are the middle of the years. So it likes to go likes that. Because end of June is Cancer and the end of December is Capricorn which is 6 months apart. So a Gemini would probably go with a Scorpio! Also, they are the Cancer and Capricorn line on earth thingy

Guy 1: Do you like *insert name*?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, she's so kind, my girl bestfriend and is so cute and sensitive
Guy 1: Really? Her zodiac sign must be Cancer. You don't get many boy cancers.
Guy 2: A Cancerian! I'm a Capricorn

Guy 1: Dude, you and your 'best friend' are the utmost compatible

Cancerian by theroadmaninmysnap June 3, 2020