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can of whoop- by Me December 3, 2004
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can of whoop-ass
noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain
can of whoop-ass by Blackmac November 24, 2003
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can of whoop ass by mandingoh December 10, 2004
Can of Whoop-ass
1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
Can of Whoop-ass by guy#3031204 June 20, 2008
Can of Whoop Ass
Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
Can of Whoop Ass by you wish you were chuck norris April 30, 2009
Can of Whoop Sass
Analogous to opening a can of whoop ass. A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause a major sass attack to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of sass. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.
Person 1: "Man you sassed Ms. Shaniqua hard today"
Person 2: "Yeah i opened a can of whoop sass on her ass today"
Person 2: "Yeah i opened a can of whoop sass on her ass today"
Can of Whoop Sass by Ebok24 August 24, 2009
Can of Whoop Ass
One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"
Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".
Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."
Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."
Can of Whoop Ass by d November 29, 2003
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