Definitions by Blackmac

solar flares

Eruptions of super-heated gas that occur on the surface of the sun which eject large amounts of radiation and energized particles into space.

Scientists claim that recent cell phone disruption is the result of solar flares.

solar flares by Blackmac January 12, 2005

can of whoop-ass 

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.

can of whoop-ass by Blackmac November 24, 2003

shell out 

To pay for something, generally applies to paying large amounts of money

"Man, I had to shell out $300 for a new computer monitor."

shell out by Blackmac November 9, 2003

burninate 

To cause chaotic immolation throughout the countryside, likely to peasants and their thatched-roof cottages.

"Trogdor went about burninating the countryside."

burninate by Blackmac October 31, 2003

muppet

General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are muppets.

muppet by Blackmac October 31, 2003

jeez 

An expression of minor exasperation or annoyance

"Ah jeez, it snowed last night! Now I'll have to shovel the driveway."

jeez by Blackmac October 28, 2003

fan-fucking-tastic 

Used to sarcastically describe something as fantastic. Originally from Penny Arcade.

"So how did your algebra test go? Was it hard?"
"No it was fan-fucking-tastic!"

fan-fucking-tastic by Blackmac October 28, 2003