noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain
by Blackmac November 24, 2003
That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD
A FML moment. LMD
Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!
Wish this never happened. LMD
A FML moment. LMD
Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!
Wish this never happened. LMD
by misspinkyperfectionnnll July 09, 2011
Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.
by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003
by mandingoh December 10, 2004
A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.
by Danbridge November 21, 2006
1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
by guy#3031204 July 10, 2008
Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
by you wish you were chuck norris April 30, 2009
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