heiny

1. childish euphimism for buttocks

Possibly from the German word "hinder" (to prevent) as in prevent ass kickings; cover your hinder.

2. an overpriced beer from Holland

Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

Hey dere, why are you drinking Heiny? Doncha know that the best beers in the world are made made in a Merica?

by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

skid marks

1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out

2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping

Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

mug up

to get coffee. The caffiene equivalent of "smoke 'em if you got 'em"

We'll be driving straight through, so now's your last chance to mug up.

by mandingoh May 05, 2005

banana problem

1. Not knowing where or when to stop.

2. In computer programming, an algorithm with incorrect termination conditions that leads to over repetition

From the story of the kid who said, "I know how to spell 'banana,' I just don't know when to stop."

Examples: The 23rd cup holder in an SUV or software bloated from unneccessary bells and whistles.

by mandingoh June 09, 2005

Australian cleavage

Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.

The cheerleaders had super hot outfits that flashed Australian cleavage whenever they shook their pompoms over their heads.

by mandingoh May 30, 2006

brolly

umbrella
Bumbershoot sounds too affected.

I'd been needing a larger brolly for months, since our others had all fallen apart, as umbrellas, especially cheap ones, often do. When I saw that one in the lost and found I was all over it faster than Marion Jones on steroids.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

keeping it real

it's all about racial authenticity

Wonder what Clarence Thomas does about keeping it real? That'd be pretty funny.......Yo.

by Mandingoh December 02, 2005