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The art of a female "freeballing" while wearing army style pants.

Timmy: Hey J, did I tell ya that your ex ol' lady
came into work the other morning late as fuck, rockn a pair of camouflage pajama bottoms, tweaked outta her got down melon?

Jason: Ha!...She did?...wtf am I saying of course the dumb bitch did...you know she from district 72 smoking that chicken bone all night.. couldn't stop to be at work on time. I'd been surprised if the whore had put on any panties bro.

Timmy: Dude, I don't think she did J, we all were staring hard too, still couldn't see that monster clam you always bitching she sports.

Jason: Well duh Timbo, you will see no show of toe when she wearing her "camel-flauge"...you know her pussy was especially beat up that night, Mmmm Ima caller

camel-flauge by Scott County Slummer January 6, 2014

Words you can keep

Camelflage

Someone or something used to hide your girlfriends camel toe.

My girlfriends shorts were so tight that I had to walk in front of her as camelflage.

Camelflage by BS Roth October 22, 2008

Related Words

Camelflauge • Camelflage • camel-toe • camel • camel jockey • camel tail • camel hump • camel fucker • Camel Spider • camel kick

camelflauge

An article of clothing that hides or otherwise mystifies the crotchal area. Not necessarily, but perhaps, of a camoflauge pattern or print.

Dude, did you see Stacy in those camelflauge shorts?

camelflauge by Bill Evans March 8, 2008

Camelflage

The act of wearing a long shirt to cover up pants or leggings that are just a little too tight down there.

Is that bad fashion sense, or just camelflage?

Camelflage by socidog June 23, 2012

Camelflage

Camelflage (TM) is a trademarked name by Camelflage, LLC. Camelflage (TM) describes a unique patent pending comfortable panty for women that is specifically designed to hide the unsightly “cameltoe” appearance under clothing.

You can't see the outline of my vaginal lips in these tight shorts because I'm wearing a Camelflage (TM) panty.

Camelflage by DemolitionMan--- November 19, 2009

Camelflauge

Employing a camel to help protect U.S. soldiers in Iraq, and possibly other areas of the Mideast.

Camelflauge was a highly superior defense option in the Fallujah battle than camouflauge.

Camelflauge by Flatline Hutchison March 1, 2005

Camelflage

When a middle eastern man dresses, or tries & grooms himself to look like another ethnicity.

That Afghan guy was driving a lowrider & I though he was Mexican! I guess his camelflage is working.

Camelflage by mnytlx July 5, 2018

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026