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camel-flauge 

The art of a female "freeballing" while wearing army style pants.
Timmy: Hey J, did I tell ya that your ex ol' lady
came into work the other morning late as fuck, rockn a pair of camouflage pajama bottoms, tweaked outta her got down melon?

Jason: Ha!...She did?...wtf am I saying of course the dumb bitch did...you know she from district 72 smoking that chicken bone all night.. couldn't stop to be at work on time. I'd been surprised if the whore had put on any panties bro.

Timmy: Dude, I don't think she did J, we all were staring hard too, still couldn't see that monster clam you always bitching she sports.

Jason: Well duh Timbo, you will see no show of toe when she wearing her "camel-flauge"...you know her pussy was especially beat up that night, Mmmm Ima caller
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Camelflage 

Someone or something used to hide your girlfriends camel toe.
My girlfriends shorts were so tight that I had to walk in front of her as camelflage.
Camelflage by BS Roth October 22, 2008

camelflauge

An article of clothing that hides or otherwise mystifies the crotchal area. Not necessarily, but perhaps, of a camoflauge pattern or print.
Dude, did you see Stacy in those camelflauge shorts?
camelflauge by Bill Evans March 8, 2008

Camelflage 

The act of wearing a long shirt to cover up pants or leggings that are just a little too tight down there.
Is that bad fashion sense, or just camelflage?
Camelflage by socidog June 23, 2012

Camelflage 

Camelflage (TM) is a trademarked name by Camelflage, LLC. Camelflage (TM) describes a unique patent pending comfortable panty for women that is specifically designed to hide the unsightly “cameltoe” appearance under clothing.
You can't see the outline of my vaginal lips in these tight shorts because I'm wearing a Camelflage (TM) panty.
Camelflage by DemolitionMan--- November 19, 2009

Camelflauge

Employing a camel to help protect U.S. soldiers in Iraq, and possibly other areas of the Mideast.
Camelflauge was a highly superior defense option in the Fallujah battle than camouflauge.

Camelflage 

When a middle eastern man dresses, or tries & grooms himself to look like another ethnicity.
That Afghan guy was driving a lowrider & I though he was Mexican! I guess his camelflage is working.
Camelflage by mnytlx July 5, 2018
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