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Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbonation Heart 

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.
Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!
Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

carbatarian

A person who is vegetarian, yet dislikes most vegetables. Therefore eating mostly carbohydrates.
Jen never eats meat or vegetables. She mostly eats desserts, pasta, bread, and other carbohydrates. She's such a carbatarian
carbatarian by Thalia8 January 5, 2014

carbonated poop water 

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke
Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

carbotarian 

Someone who defies all diet rules and eats only food high in carbohydrates and starch
"I'm a carbotarian. I only eat bread, pasta, cereal, cake, pies, muffins, rice, potatoes, etc."
carbotarian by Steph & Renee April 28, 2005

carbatose 

food coma due to alot of carb intake.
I am so carbatose from eating at the Olive Garden
carbatose by Chris Morris August 6, 2007