calvery

The act of losing one's wrist watch while fisting a man's anus.

Damn! I need to know what time it is but I calveryed my watch in Lamar's ass.

by Pachanga Grande October 7, 2013

alexander calvert

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD

by Alexander’s #1 fangirl y e s May 24, 2018

Calvert

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

calvey

a super cool person who is good at everything and is totaly inviceable and no woman can resist

why dose everyone love calvey

by my name is earl September 1, 2008

Calvertism

Calvertism is the belief in mixing foods.

I walked into the room and saw Brian preaching about the art of Calvertism in the Cafeteria.

by Brian Calvert October 14, 2005

Casey Calvert

A man who was in the band Hawthorne heights until he died.

oh did you hear that Casey Calvert from Hawthorne heights died?

by brittannyyyy March 21, 2008