SSD

S - Solid
S - State
D - Drive

I sold a kidney and ordered 1 tera SSD for the 5 Series. It takes 5 seconds to restart my machine and 2 seconds to fully load windows 8. I am completely satisfied.

by FauserPaswyn January 22, 2013

SSD

Suck some dick.

John: “Hey, didn’t you SSD last weekend?”
Amelia: “Yes, totally.”

by _DaddyAJ_ June 14, 2018

SSD

Suck Shitty Dick.

More commonly known as ATM (Ass-to-mouth) but actually created in the early 1990's in Keizer, OR by a legend.

Last night my girl went the extra mile and gave me SSD on my waterbed.....alright, alright, alright.

by kingofkeizer September 25, 2012

SSD

Acronym used online for "Same shit, dude."

man: I hope President Obama wins over Mitt Romney!
wise man: SSD. It's like comparing a turd sandwich to a giant douche. The country is still fucked.

by guerrillayogi September 09, 2012

SSD

suck some dick

“did you hear that hannah wanna ssd”

by hayaapeepz November 26, 2019

SSD

Acronym for SO SICK DUDE. Used as a standalone phrase.

picture of Steve's bike Comment: SSD

by Huck Machine December 03, 2013

SSD

A "Solid State Dick". A dick that is always rock hard.

Brad: "Hey, how'd it go with Jenny last night?"
Chad: "It was amazing! She's amazing in bed...but I think I got a SSD now."

by OrgasmicOnion June 10, 2019