Calvert

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020

Calvert

A name for a male. Possibly comes from latin "Calvus" meaning bald... Maybe. Not all Calverts are bald though. It's just a nickname. Like Cicero means "chickpea" cause someone had a really huge nosewart, so they called him chickpea, and the name just kind of got passed down. Having the name Calvert really demonstrates nothing at all about ones personality. Calverts can be both scum of the earth, or pretty cool guys. Also, its not always a black person name. White people can be named Calvert too

Person 1: Hey, whats that kids name?
Person 2: Calvert.
Person 1: Oh, I wonder if that name comes from the latin root "Calvus?" He seems like he has a full head of hair though, so it must be a nickname passed down from a bald ancestor. Other than that, I can infer nothing about his personality, economic status, or any other personality traits.
Person 3: Calvert is a name which spans all races!

by bkscrandom October 28, 2012

Calvert

Handsome ass motherf*cker who's probably a boyfriend of a BLACKPINK member name Roseanne Park a.k.a Rosé. He might be tall, pretty skinny. He's either a nerd with no social life or a social butterfly who can talk with anyone.

Is that Calvert?
Yes that is!

by progamer1231184 November 22, 2021

Calvert

Calvert is a billionaire surname

my name is krisanae calvert

by dxntae August 26, 2022

Calvert

A bum ass last name

Hey my last name is calvert

by Big pee pee was taken October 26, 2022

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

Calvert Hall College

Known as CHC. A Catholic prep school on the outskirts of Towson, the prep capital of Maryland, next to a sweet ass shopping center. The campus is dominated by a huge football stadium that rivals most local colleges. Calvert Hall is the archrival of fellow Catholic prep school Loyola Blakefield. Loyola students enjoy chanting "white trash" at Calvert Hall students while sipping on wine and eating cheese during lax games while the CHC guys are happy with kicking ass in the parking lot and celebrating with a cigarette and a beer. CHC and Loyola play their rivalry football game at Ravens Stadium every Thanksgiving morning therefore most CHC students never make it to Thanksgiving dinner due to severe hangovers. You can find CHC guys at parties all over sporting polo, abercrombie, khakis, plaid shorts and loafers or sandals. But don't let the clothes make you confuse them with white bred, blue blooded, old money WASP's from Gilman, St. Paul's, McDonogh and Boy's Latin. These pusses have the money and the big houses in Roland Park but get their asses kicked alot and rarely get ass outside of Bryn Mawr. If someone gets kicked out of the party for fighting and they're not from a public school, it's probably a CHC guy. If you go to Calvert Hall you're either a Mick, a Wap or a Pollock and if you're not you're probably one of those WASP's who couldn't get into Gilman and didn't feel like paying for Boy's Latin. Calvert Hall guys are easily identified by their gold, corduroy letterman jackets and shaggy hair. At CHC if you're rich you're from Towson, Homeland or Jacksonville and if you're not you're from Perry Hall, Parkville or if you're really lucky Essex. Calvert Hall is an athletic powerhouse rivaled only by Dematha and Mt. St. Joe in the state. The mascot is a cardinal but it's really the prodigy Brother Andrew. Very good. Calvert Hall students are known to be drunks, stoners or assholes by other prep schools but it's probably because the other schools have to much money shoved up their asses to have a good time. If you get kicked out of CHC you'll end up at Dulaney, Parkville, Perry Hall or Boy's Latin. If you're a Calvert Hall guy you're probably banging a Mercy chick but dating a Maryvale or NDP chick. If you're really desperate you might be banging a Bryn Mawr or St. Tims chick that some Gilman dude couldn't reel in with his bank rolls.
FTD

-The Ravens Stadium parking lots before Turkey Bowl.
-The ramp on free period
-Ask the Virgin Mary

by CHC04 April 28, 2005