calostro

A white, creamy, liquid substance that is drunk by little kids from their mothers bussom.

The first milk from a mammals tit.

Slang term for sperm.

Man! You’re always tired. You need some calostro to pick you up!!!

Superman’s kryptonite is like my calostro to yo mama!

by Tybaldo March 30, 2021

catostrophe

n. The blatant and regrettable misuse of an apostrophe, often multiple times in a single example. (Etymology: catastrophe + apostrophe.)

Dave looked at the sign on the store. "Joes' Waterbed's." It was definitely a catostrophe. He decided to find another outlet.

by davidwayneblack April 1, 2011

colostrophe

Noun: The catastrophic failure of a colostomy bag

Informal: An embarrassing event or occurrence

"I woke up after the stag next to my sister and wearing her thong. What a colostrophe!"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

clostropathos

In a small hallway, when you walk one way, and someone else is walking in other direction, and you both get an awkward feeling where neither of you knows which way to go, and you both make small attempts to go one way or the other before you meet, only to have the other person unintentionally make the same mistake at the same time.

I almost bumped into So-and-So in the hall. It was a clostropathos inducing experience.

by M.A.T. January 11, 2009

Clostro

Clos-tro: Fear of being trapped in small spaces. The slang for "clostrophobia".

Billy couldn't find the exit sign in the movie theatre. So he freaked the hell out and his date called him out in front of the theatre by giving Billy a new nickname, "clostro".

by Misshudson June 13, 2005

Calostrophy

Sam and Courtney’s love

I love you a calostrophy

by Calostraphy May 7, 2021

Clostroblumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in a confined space, such as an airplane bathroom, or motor home. It requires the giver to be VERY flexible, like a gymnast.

Lance was prepared for his flight to suck, until Lisa offered to go in the back and give him a mile high clostroblumpkin.

by kenny blankenship October 27, 2006