When a male and female have sex. The male mixes the ingredients. After they are done the result is a putang-pie in the female. Putang (pussy) Pie (dessert)
I just had the best slice of pu-tang pie.
Damn I gotta get me some putang- pie.
Why you all smiling son, you eat putang pie or something?
Clos-tro: Fear of being trapped in small spaces. The slang for "clostrophobia".
Billy couldn't find the exit sign in the movie theatre. So he freaked the hell out and his date called him out in front of the theatre by giving Billy a new nickname, "clostro".