It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this
game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto
4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty
Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your
dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless
sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right,
Jimmy!