The best nephew in the whole world. He can be a little dick sometimes but all around the perfect nephew. He'll get on your nerves but then he will make you laugh and smile and his laugh is the most amazing sound i've ever heard.
Person: hey, whata your name?
Carlando: my names Carlando Jr.
person: awesome name. You're lucky to have such an unique name.
A term used to describe a person being overly (yet somewhat endearingly) enthusiastic about everything. Ranging from Christmas novels to ham and Avengers games.
Hey man, don't creep up on me while I'm peeing. You need to put that carlador on a leash!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.