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carlando
The best nephew in the whole world. He can be a little dick sometimes but all around the perfect nephew. He'll get on your nerves but then he will make you laugh and smile and his laugh is the most amazing sound i've ever heard.
Person: hey, whata your name?
Carlando: my names Carlando Jr.
person: awesome name. You're lucky to have such an unique name.
Carlando: my names Carlando Jr.
person: awesome name. You're lucky to have such an unique name.
carlando by jlynnross394 May 16, 2014
Related Words
carlando • Calando • Carlado • carlador • Carland • carlanton • carmando • charlando • dirty corlando • carla douchery berry
carlador
A term used to describe a person being overly (yet somewhat endearingly) enthusiastic about everything. Ranging from Christmas novels to ham and Avengers games.
Carlado
"I saw Ricardo ask Carmel out at school #CarladoFTW"
"I saw Carlado holding hands at school today"
"I hope Ricardo asks Carmel out and they finally become, 'Carlado'"
"I saw Carlado holding hands at school today"
"I hope Ricardo asks Carmel out and they finally become, 'Carlado'"
Carlado by IlyRicardo2277 October 13, 2015
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