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carlando 

The best nephew in the whole world. He can be a little dick sometimes but all around the perfect nephew. He'll get on your nerves but then he will make you laugh and smile and his laugh is the most amazing sound i've ever heard.
Person: hey, whata your name?
Carlando: my names Carlando Jr.
person: awesome name. You're lucky to have such an unique name.
carlando by jlynnross394 May 16, 2014

carlador 

A term used to describe a person being overly (yet somewhat endearingly) enthusiastic about everything. Ranging from Christmas novels to ham and Avengers games.
Hey man, don't creep up on me while I'm peeing. You need to put that carlador on a leash!
carlador by Gustaap April 10, 2020

carlanton 

An orange haired, really ginger guy who likes to eat a fine bowl of cereal with milk every night.
Your hair is pretty Carlanton, you should probably shave it off.
carlanton by eccaZ February 9, 2018
When your name is Armando and you get hit by a car. Car + Armando.
1. Ever since Armando got hit by a car, he bears the name Carmando.

2. I will never name my kid Armando, just incase he gets hit by a car.
carmando by aldwardo October 17, 2006

charlando 

To chit chat or talk about.
"I have to go to Zumba class. Can we charlando later?"
charlando by pauleenanne December 2, 2009
Carlado is a ship name specifically used for the names Carmel and Ricardo.
"I saw Ricardo ask Carmel out at school #CarladoFTW"

"I saw Carlado holding hands at school today"

"I hope Ricardo asks Carmel out and they finally become, 'Carlado'"
Carlado by IlyRicardo2277 October 13, 2015
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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