clister 

Ordinarily refers to a soft wax used by cross country skiers when conditions are warm, but the better definition is that it's what chicks get when they ride their bike too much.

She rode a century and now she has a clister.

clister by bike seat lover March 4, 2009

clister 

A blister on one's clit.

Oh man. My ex came to visit for the weekend and I rode him so long and hard I got a fucking clister!

clister by kookymiyuki May 11, 2011

Clister 

(n) Clister, (v) To clist. Similar to a Titty Twister for the clitoris. This action is carried out by pinching a woman's clitoris between one's thumb and index finger and then twisting while still applying a firm, consistent pinch.

Clisters are most often used in sexual foreplay among the BDSM crowd, but may also be used as a form of physical punishment for normal people.

(n) "Fuck yea. Now open your legs so I can give you a clister or I'll whip you again for being a bad little slut."

(v) "I swear to Christ if dinner isn't ready when I get home I'm going to clist the shit out of that beaten up axe wound between your legs.

Clister by john2164 October 8, 2011

Clister 

A blister that forms on the clitoris after vigorous activity

Girl, after last night I got the worst clister ever.

Clister by Cheezncats April 9, 2022

cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.

Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."

cinema clitera by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008

Clusterbark 

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.

"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"

Clusterbark by suchacyn December 8, 2009

cluster

A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

cluster by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006