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A common name for a tweaker. Is known for being very lazy but a freak in the sheets. A girl with a big ass but no so bright once you get to know her. She loves sex a lot & get wet when she sees oversized cock. Either way she loves to be social & is a great person if you get to know her.
Hey look it's caladie!
Does she do meth man?
Yeah, fucked up huh?
Yehp oh well
caladie by Pornn_Flakes February 4, 2014
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Calarie is the action of riding a horse.
Calin: Hey, Horia, guess what!
Horia: What?
Calin: I have calarited a gigantic horse!
Horia: Really? Was it a nice calarie?
Calin: HELL YEAH!
calarie by Anonymous123125616 September 5, 2009
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Canadien 

Did you watch the Canadiens play the Canucks last night?
Canadien by Kati J February 7, 2004

Montreal Canadiens

The most storied hockey team and quite possibly sports team in history. Almost every great NHL player has played for the Montreal Canadiens. With 24 Stanley Cups, the most successfull NHL team ever. The greatest hockey team to ever exist, far better than those sucky ass Maple Leafs
Man, the Montreal Canadiens sure kicked the crap out of the Leafs last night.

Canadien pancake 

When you wrap a pancake around your scrodom and pour maple syrup over your pancake weiner. Then your sexual partner munches and sucks on your sticky pancake penis.
Jared had a lovely evening using a pancake he stole from an ihop in vancouver. He wrapped it around his penis and his fatass bea tiffany poured syrup on it and ate that dick. Screaming "i love canadien pancakes".
total know-it-all, original styled, drama queen who loves any form of attention. Intelligent, but no common sense.
OMG, shes such a Caladea!
Caladea by Belinda McEntyre February 3, 2010

montreal canadiens

The Montreal Canadiens have by far the most interesting and most glorious history of any NHL team. While they have failed to live up to their legacy recently(mostly thanks to poor forwards who don't score enough and less than solid goaltending from propecia guy), you just can't argue against a team that has won 24 Stanley Cups and that has a rich history of great players like Maurice Richard, Guy Lafleur ,etc .... etc.... The Canadiens also happen to have the best fans in the league. The Leafs may have more fans but the Habs have the better fans. Bell Centre's always full. Most of the fans don't act like total morons and most importantly, they're respectful of other teams (except Leafs but they suck)
The Montreal Canadiens swept their most recent two-game series against the Leafs and also outscored them 11-3 when combining both games. Some Leafs fans were seen crying when they left the Bell Centre wondering how the almighty Leafs could lose agains t a team that has good coaching and a real goaltender like Huet. Leafs fans really need to convert. Also to them I say, the Habs may not have won the cup since 1993 but that's still way better than 1967.
montreal canadiens by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006