Calin: Hey, Horia, guess what!
Horia: What?
Calin: I have calarited a gigantic horse!
Horia: Really? Was it a nice calarie?
Calin: HELL YEAH!
Horia: What?
Calin: I have calarited a gigantic horse!
Horia: Really? Was it a nice calarie?
Calin: HELL YEAH!
by Anonymous123125616 September 5, 2009
Get the calarie mug.In Australia when a car is pulled over by the police for being unroadworthy a defect notice is given and a large yellow sign (canary) is stuck to the front windscreen.
Being given a defect notice is thus referred to as 'being canaried'.
Being given a defect notice is thus referred to as 'being canaried'.
I got canaried on the way home because my car is a mobile disaster area. The cop was a total babe though so it wasn't all bad.
by Darvon June 1, 2011
Get the Canaried mug.When instead of eating the intended 100 calorie pack and being healthy, you eat the whole box (of 6).
by yumyumyumyum May 18, 2010
Get the 600 calorie pack mug.Any food item, snack, or meal that contains an ungodly amount of calories (and usually fat, too). It is guaranteed to go straight to your waist, hips, and/or ass, blowing your figure to hell in the process.
Guilt and the consumption of calorie bombs go hand in hand, although the former is rarely strong enough to override the impulse to do the latter.
Guilt and the consumption of calorie bombs go hand in hand, although the former is rarely strong enough to override the impulse to do the latter.
Bob: "Oh man, I just ran five miles, and I was so hungry when I got home that I inhaled an entire goddamn bag of Cheetos."
Larry: "Why would you do that? You just got hit with a calorie bomb."
Jenny: "I think I'm going to order dessert. Mmmmm, chocolate cake."
Susy: "Two words: CALORIE BOMB. Are you sure you still want it?"
Jenny: "Well, not when you put it that way."
Larry: "Why would you do that? You just got hit with a calorie bomb."
Jenny: "I think I'm going to order dessert. Mmmmm, chocolate cake."
Susy: "Two words: CALORIE BOMB. Are you sure you still want it?"
Jenny: "Well, not when you put it that way."
by J - Train April 20, 2010
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Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.
Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.
Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.
by areallnamestaken December 8, 2010
Get the empty calories mug.Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.
Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.
Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.
Chad: "Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?"
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."
by tron.von.tronicus January 8, 2008
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