Caladien

Caladien was a little boy from Mass who thought the whole gaming world revolved around him. Claimed to make up certain words that have been around for a long long time.

In fact, this little boy is the biggest selfpwning moron on the planet. Who tries to flame people, but fails miserably. Points people towards dictionary.com, when in fact he cant even spell himself and will get at least one word embarrassingly mispelt during the process of it.

VGF?

Dude you spell just as good as Caladien!

Youre a nerd, just like Caladien =D

Caladien owns you! (Uber insult)

Caladien by Moronicus Maximus September 25, 2004

Canadien 

The Montreal, Quebec hockey team.

Did you watch the Canadiens play the Canucks last night?

Canadien by Kati J February 7, 2004

Montreal Canadiens

The most storied hockey team and quite possibly sports team in history. Almost every great NHL player has played for the Montreal Canadiens. With 24 Stanley Cups, the most successfull NHL team ever. The greatest hockey team to ever exist, far better than those sucky ass Maple Leafs

Man, the Montreal Canadiens sure kicked the crap out of the Leafs last night.

Montreal Canadiens by Igor Arsovski March 13, 2005

Canadien pancake 

When you wrap a pancake around your scrodom and pour maple syrup over your pancake weiner. Then your sexual partner munches and sucks on your sticky pancake penis.

Jared had a lovely evening using a pancake he stole from an ihop in vancouver. He wrapped it around his penis and his fatass bea tiffany poured syrup on it and ate that dick. Screaming "i love canadien pancakes".

Canadien pancake by Juicybigsausage March 9, 2015

montreal canadiens

The Montreal Canadiens have by far the most interesting and most glorious history of any NHL team. While they have failed to live up to their legacy recently(mostly thanks to poor forwards who don't score enough and less than solid goaltending from propecia guy), you just can't argue against a team that has won 24 Stanley Cups and that has a rich history of great players like Maurice Richard, Guy Lafleur ,etc .... etc.... The Canadiens also happen to have the best fans in the league. The Leafs may have more fans but the Habs have the better fans. Bell Centre's always full. Most of the fans don't act like total morons and most importantly, they're respectful of other teams (except Leafs but they suck)

The Montreal Canadiens swept their most recent two-game series against the Leafs and also outscored them 11-3 when combining both games. Some Leafs fans were seen crying when they left the Bell Centre wondering how the almighty Leafs could lose agains t a team that has good coaching and a real goaltender like Huet. Leafs fans really need to convert. Also to them I say, the Habs may not have won the cup since 1993 but that's still way better than 1967.

montreal canadiens by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

canadien pocketknife 

A slang term for a broken bottle when used as a weapon

he grabbed a beer and made a Canadien pocketknife
The canadien pocketknife in my chest hurts

canadien pocketknife by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007

Canadien Oven 

The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the fart rising as hot air tends to do from your pants up your snow jacket and damn straight into your nose. Note: the Dutch Oven is done to another under the covers, the Canadien oven is far more potent and has full reprucussion upon the farter and is some sort of a form of suicide or inflictng pain upon oneself

Dammit Chase, I just Canadien Ovened myself, I think I might die from the smell!

Canadien Oven by Rideman November 30, 2006