calada

Calada is an Spanish word that means:my balls are hot/burning

-tengo calada

-que Es eso?
-calor en la huevada

by El nacho playmer November 4, 2019

Calamansi cupcake

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.

Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calasa

Calasa means that someone that can't handle what they disk out.

Stranger: You are sexist.
Me: No you are.
Stranger: NO I'm not!
Me: I see you are a Calasa.

by Sakurakage August 20, 2019

Mark Calaway

WWE Wrestler known as the Undertaker, most known for his undefeated streak at Wrestlemania. Also known as the half brother of WWE wrestler Kane (Glen Jacobs)

Undertaker's (Mark Calaway's) streak at wrestlemania continues, the deadman is now 19-0!

by Ftblla420 September 5, 2011

South Canada

A term used to describe America to piss off Americans

Canadian Guy: where ya from eh
American: the good ole USA

Canadian Guy: you mean South Canada eh
American: *loses his shit*

by Canadia4lyfe June 27, 2016

Calamansi cupcake

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.

Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012