calabia 

Unique beyond anyones comprehension. The light of anyones life, you don’t want to take her for granted. She’s known for her humor, lack of intelligence but kind spirit. Spends her free time crying herself to sleep, 3am dance parties cuz she wild like that ;) and then sleeping some more.

“Damn you’re getting the most basic fro-yo flavor?!”

“Yeah what’s wrong with thattt?”
“Nothing! Classic Calabia!”

calabia by anonymous June 30, 2022

Blood of Calaba 

When u don't know what to say when witnessing something shocking.

"He fell of his keke, Blood of Calaba"

Blood of Calaba by The only A1 hehe April 20, 2020

calebian 

a small-stubby blunt

he rolled a calebian today

calebian by maryyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 18, 2007

calasia 

A girl who doesn't care what others think. Who is sure of herself and always got ur back. If someone talks bad about you she will be there ready to strangle them . Have Calasia as your friend

Calasia is the best friend you could have

calasia by 😂😅😐🤣🙂🙃😥😝 February 3, 2019

calabash uncle 

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.

I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.

calabash uncle by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 10, 2009

Calabrian 

Person from Calabria, the southern-most region or the toe of Italy. People from Calabria typically have dark brown or black hair that is very thick, have fair to olive skin, and have green or brown eyes. Although these features or traits can be seen as stereotypes towards Calabrians and /or Sicilians and other southern Italians, they actually true in most cases. Such variations in complexion, hair color, and eye color are due to invasions, attacks, and settling of the Greeks, Arabs, Etruscans, Africans, and other tribes/peoples in southern Italy.

Joe: That kid Vincenzo's family is from Calabria and hes really hairy, but hes so pale! Shouldn't he be olive complected or have tan skin since he's Calabrian?

Lou: Not all Calabrians are darker skinned and hairy Lou. There were many invasions and settlings in Italy from light-skinned peoples and tribes, and dark-skinned peoples/tribes, which means different skin colors, eye colors, and just in general varied traits. Do some research pal. And by the way, that kid Cenzo looks Spanish in the summer he gets so tan.

Calabrian by SicilianoPaesano January 19, 2013

Calabasas

Dante's forgotten 10th circle of hell.

A city in Southern California. Most people know Calabasas for 2 things: Britney Spears, and the Kardashians. But who gives a shit about celebrities when the city itself sucks major ass?

Sure, it's filled with houses that cost more than the GDP of a developing country, along with spotlessly clean streets completely free of homeless people and stores where the average price of a t-shirt is $100.

But honestly, the superficiality of the city is also very much prevalent in its citizens. The typical Calabasas resident is young, rude, rich, and horny. They start off early; you'll see stupid little 10 year old girls with their Louis Vuitton purses and Seven jeans giggling to their friends on their iPhones all about the guy that they just kissed the other day. Everyone here is so inconsiderate and self-absorbed that it makes me sick. Genuine, kindhearted people are rare.

All anyone gives a shit about here are drugs, alcohol, sex, ugly designer clothes that are not worth their face value, and expensive cell phones. This place is shit. Do yourself a favor and run far, far away. You'll thank me.

Ignorant bastard: Yo dude, I'm gonna move to Calabasas because I heard Britney Spears lives there.

Former Calabasas resident who was smart enough to leave: You're a fucking moron.

Calabasas by yeahimbitter November 20, 2009