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Calabash 

Noun ca-la-bash

Used to describe an individual that's not using their brain.

Someone not being smart even though they are.
"Use the calabash your parents gave you"

calabash uncle 

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.
I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.

Calabash Seafood 

A shitty place where mediocre seafood is overpriced and served to unsuspecting senior citizens.
I'm 70 years old, have fifty bucks, no sense of smell, and am looking to greatly lower my health, where should i go?

Calabash Seafood
Calabash Seafood by steven1243 February 21, 2010

Calabash Nigga 

One of them "oh shit u don't fuck with them" people.
Calabash Nigga by dat nigga dat dude September 14, 2011
Dante's forgotten 10th circle of hell.

A city in Southern California. Most people know Calabasas for 2 things: Britney Spears, and the Kardashians. But who gives a shit about celebrities when the city itself sucks major ass?

Sure, it's filled with houses that cost more than the GDP of a developing country, along with spotlessly clean streets completely free of homeless people and stores where the average price of a t-shirt is $100.

But honestly, the superficiality of the city is also very much prevalent in its citizens. The typical Calabasas resident is young, rude, rich, and horny. They start off early; you'll see stupid little 10 year old girls with their Louis Vuitton purses and Seven jeans giggling to their friends on their iPhones all about the guy that they just kissed the other day. Everyone here is so inconsiderate and self-absorbed that it makes me sick. Genuine, kindhearted people are rare.

All anyone gives a shit about here are drugs, alcohol, sex, ugly designer clothes that are not worth their face value, and expensive cell phones. This place is shit. Do yourself a favor and run far, far away. You'll thank me.
Ignorant bastard: Yo dude, I'm gonna move to Calabasas because I heard Britney Spears lives there.

Former Calabasas resident who was smart enough to leave: You're a fucking moron.
Calabasas by yeahimbitter November 20, 2009

Calabasas MILF

A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.
Theres another Calabasas Milf....This city is full of them!