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Some fucking legend that will pull all the bitches. He's short but still growing (trust the process), and got a massive horse cock. Is a light Brown Turkish male, that will make all the homies laugh. Has a 200+ IQ and will whoop your ass in anything. Also Humble as fuck.
How do you become such a powerful entity to the point of becoming a Cagan.
Cagan by Carters Asshole(s) June 22, 2020
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QUE CAGANTE!!!

ni cagando

Usually used by Chileans. Means someone wont do something requested for.

Also, ni = no for Chileans and cagando = taking a shit , but Ni cagando doesnt mean you "wont take a shit"
Filip: Can you bring me that item?
Kami: Ni cagando
ni cagando by Kamilations November 23, 2013

Cagando el Palito 

When you're scared; When you're nervous that shit is gonna hit the fan.

(Not to be confused with Cagando el Palo.)
When the MP was doing his military police assignment of guarding the border of North Korea & South Korea, he said he was "Cagando el Palito"
Cagando el Palito by missAA April 18, 2013

Cagaydian 

Any self-identified homosexual who is also a self-identified Canadian.
Susan: "So tell me about your new boyfriend!"

Mike: "Well, he's Cagaydian, so he apologizes after EVERY cold lunch, but it's cute so I'll keep him around."
Cagaydian by M000000se July 6, 2017

cagando el palo 

Mexican Slang:

To tell someone something that is not true as a way of joking with the person.

To try to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke.
Jesus dime la verdad! No me estes cagando el palo!

A mi no me vas estar cagando el palo!