A state of confusion, nervousness, frustration or general flappiness. Sometimes brought on by being caught out whilst up to mischief or when someone is rummaging inside your undergarments and not finishing the task!
Tarquincame over and felt me up. Bastard left before I got off and left me all cafufflicated.
to fuck someone in the armpit, better performed on a fat chick with bingo wings. not good with germans and french girls as armpit hair can get stuck in your japs eye
chrystold me that he gave this bird a good cluffling the other night
Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."
Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"
Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."
Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.