cafuffling

Sniffing a Seat after a girl leaves it

the art of sniffing a nuns saddle

by Hairball August 30, 2005

cafufflicate

A state of confusion, nervousness, frustration or general flappiness. Sometimes brought on by being caught out whilst up to mischief or when someone is rummaging inside your undergarments and not finishing the task!

Tarquin came over and felt me up. Bastard left before I got off and left me all cafufflicated.

by Prokarenadol March 15, 2010

cluffling

to fuck someone in the armpit, better performed on a fat chick with bingo wings. not good with germans and french girls as armpit hair can get stuck in your japs eye

chrys told me that he gave this bird a good cluffling the other night

by nickbenoit February 29, 2008

Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

cafüdaling

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse under the influence of drugs.

Don't go downstairs, there's 2 people cafüdaling down there.

by avarix February 19, 2009

Cafudling

1.To perform or watch something of a somewhat fondling sexual manner, with astonishment yet enjoyment.

1. I saw you and your husband cafudling in the back garden yesterday.
2.She cafudled with me on the sofa

by Mr Latex Economist April 23, 2011