A state of confusion, nervousness, frustration or general flappiness. Sometimes brought on by being caught out whilst up to mischief or when someone is rummaging inside your undergarments and not finishing the task!
Tarquin came over and felt me up. Bastard left before I got off and left me all cafufflicated.
to fuck someone in the armpit, better performed on a fat chick with bingo wings. not good with germans and french girls as armpit hair can get stuck in your japs eye
chrys told me that he gave this bird a good cluffling the other night
Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."
Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"