CafePress 

A company that advertises t-shirts with lame jokes on them on Urban Dictionary, just like SnorgTees and PalmerCash.

The difference between those companies and CafePress is that CafePress adverts do not have hot chicks wearing their shirts.

Much like SnorgTees a lot of the jokes on their shirts attempt to be 'nerdy' while still trying to be understandable by normal people. Thus the shirts become too un-intelligent for nerds and too nerdy for everyone else.

UD viewer: CafePress? Great another t-shirt company with lame-ass jokes. Why doesn't this one have girls?!

CafePress by TwoFourSixOOne January 24, 2011

cafepress 

Word: cafepress
Pronunciation: ka-'fA'pres
Function: verb
Etymology: French café coffee, café, from Turkish kahve; Middle English presse, from Anglo-French, from presser to press

1. To take an idea or piece of artwork, put it on a T-shirt and other merchandise, and have it online for sale for yourself and the general public.
Related activities: t-shirt blogging and bumper sticker activism

Bob: I really want a "Caterpillars rock my face off" shirt.
Mike: Dude, just cafepress it. Maybe everyone wants one.

Jane: Sweet, Dick Cheney just shot his friend in the face.
Emily: I am so cafepressing that.

cafepress by wendyrocks November 7, 2006

catapressed

1. Catatonic and depressed at the same time.
2. A state of such extreme boredom that one becomes depressed and unresponsive.

I was pretty catapressed today. I just laid on my bed for hours.

catapressed by blasphemy! September 24, 2006

Capressing 

Adorably cute and yet rather depressing. Usually used to describe angsty Alternative music.

"I don't love you" by My Chemical Romance can be considered "capressing"

Capressing by Sum1witalaptopwhoknowshow2type October 2, 2009

capresse

A loving person that u will always love and a mother of 3 kids twins and a little chocolate baby

ad always has been stressbut always will do what she needs to do to make things right

capresse u are a great person and u will always be loved,.

capresse by sariah, hall May 14, 2018

cepression 

When you’re almost a real teacher… but not quite.

At this point in his student teaching, Mr. W has reached his great cepression.

cepression by Talking with my hands April 24, 2023