6 definitions by TwoFourSixOOne

A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.

Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)

Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.

Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)

Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
by TwoFourSixOOne September 23, 2011
Minorities can use this statement to freak out their white friends by making them think that they are offending them. Best used whenever any terms containing colors that might relate to the person's skin color in anyway (brown, yellow, etc.) or if "White" is used to act like you are offended at the lack of equality.
White Guy: "Looks like it's going to be a white Christmas."
Asian Friend: "Was that a racial slur?"
White Guy: "Oh my god! I didn't mean it in an offensive way..."
Asian Friend: "Just screwing with you."
by TwoFourSixOOne September 7, 2011
A company that advertises t-shirts with lame jokes on them on Urban Dictionary, just like SnorgTees and PalmerCash.

The difference between those companies and CafePress is that CafePress adverts do not have hot chicks wearing their shirts.

Much like SnorgTees a lot of the jokes on their shirts attempt to be 'nerdy' while still trying to be understandable by normal people. Thus the shirts become too un-intelligent for nerds and too nerdy for everyone else.
UD viewer: CafePress? Great another t-shirt company with lame-ass jokes. Why doesn't this one have girls?!
by TwoFourSixOOne January 24, 2011
The man who, on November 16th, 2011, held East Carolina University hostage for over 5 hours with his rifle-like umbrella of DEATH.

ECU will forever live in fear of the Gunbrella Man.
"Watch out for Gunbrella Man! He's coming for you!"
by TwoFourSixOOne November 24, 2011
What you say to someone when they're wearing the same shirt as you.
*Jack and Joe are both wearing soccer team t-shirts.*

Jack: "Hey man, nice shirt."
Joe: "Thanks man, you too."
by TwoFourSixOOne October 4, 2011
The Florida of Florida
A church in Bradenton was raided by the police for selling bleach as a cure for Coronavirus

A Bradenton man was arrested for feeding meth to his pet alligator

Bradenton, it may be full of meth labs and crackhouses, but at least there's manatees.
by TwoFourSixOOne August 23, 2020