c0rumpt

A female internet troll who changes her name every 2 hours due to her identity crisis and is very sadistic. Goes by many nicknames ex: Miss Happy, Happy, Crumpet, Corumpt, Cari, ect.
Uses !urban (insert gross word) in twitch chats to gross people out. Beware!

Oh yeah I've heard of C0rumpt she once !urban queef greased the chat.

by FionaRaps May 29, 2019

Crumpty

A word to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, crusty, and even a hoe.

Look at that girl over there being Crumpty.

by Aayla T December 28, 2017

crumpted

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.

Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.

by Termanatoes January 16, 2018

Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

mr crumpton

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school

Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets

by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018

crumptitous

Feeling of acute holeyness or feeling porous much like a crumpet.

I'm so drained I think I might have crumptitous.
He is really dehydrated, maybe he has crumptitous.

by DrCsDizzle November 27, 2012

crumptastic

So fabulous, so hardcore, so amazing it can only be crumptastic.

Badass, ghettofab; especially when refering to dance moves (ie crumping).

Whoa, Meliz just threw down! That bitch is crumptastic!

by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009