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Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.
Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.
chumped by running out of patience February 28, 2009

CrumpleDummple 

When your ass crumbs harden creating a rock hard log....Basically a hard, flaky shit
guys. GUYS! you'll never believe the CrumpleDummple Amber Heard just took in my bed!

chumped out 

making someone look a fool or like a chump. playing someone for a fool. scamming on someone.
She's been stepping out on him for weeks. He has been chumped out.

crumpted 

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.
Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.
crumpted by Termanatoes January 16, 2018
to be ripped off or to be make to look like a chump.
syn gypped
"Man, I got chumped by that scam artist"
chumped by crappo August 5, 2005

crumpled 

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.
Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.
crumpled by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016