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cuckzone 

The area a man finds himself in when he walks in on his wife sleeping with another man and she friendzones him.

Alternatively, the state of being friendzoned after the man has already had sex with the woman in question.

This is further the case when the man in question acts much like a cuckold or one who has been friendzoned. That is, taking vicarious enjoyment from the woman's sexual pleasure and/or trying to be as nice as possible to her in hopes he can resume intercourse with her.
"We'll still always be good friends; you're like a brother to me."
~Chick saying this to a guy while he is being cuckzoned, her being pounded by a stranger in front of him.
cuckzone by Papa Dwarf August 17, 2016
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Cockzipilis 

This is a type of disorder people have with their cocks (or dick, nob, yogurt rifle, etc...)
These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...
Tony: That Saboo is such a slag!
Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.
Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head
Cockzipilis by i heart 69 May 23, 2008

Cockzucker 

One who steals an idea from friends and makes billions off of it.
Mark Zuckerburg is a real cockzucker.
Cockzucker by MaxJohnson415 March 16, 2017

Cockzilla 

A large penis that a woman fears to have penetrate her because it looks monstrous enough to wreak havoc on Tokyo, much less her vagina.
Even though we were all horny and ready, I was scared to have sex with him as soon as I saw his Cockzilla.
Cockzilla by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

cockzipilis 

where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen.
Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H.Because thats what wainer does)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)

Pink Cockzilla 

The Largest Cock in the world covered in a pink Condom
Tom:"Hey did you see that pink cockzilla on Redtube yesterday?"
Jim:"Ya man! That was huge!"
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