cockzen

Noun. Cockzen is the culmination of male masculinity, wrapped up in a state of total togetherness of body, mind, and soul. It is the desire for male self improvement in all aspects of life, be it with money, fitness, or women.

Girl A: OMG, you know Dave, the guy in the black Armani suit? He is so cocksure of himself! I have to admit though.. he is pretty... distracting.
Girl B: Actually, he's a friend of my brothers, and he is big into being the best that he can be. He's actually the most cockzen man I know.

by Crabby McTits January 2, 2014

cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills

Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender

by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

Cockbending

Water, air, earth, fire. There is one more hidden in the scriptures, COCK.

Cockbending is the newest artform.

by My friends call me nathan June 28, 2020

Cockcentration

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.

It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.

by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

Cockcentrate

When you concentrate at a hot girl to make yourself hard, to create affection towards your penis using your mind.

I saw a hot girl at school, i cockcentrated on her when i got back home.

by Schuman Heinrick June 30, 2010

Cockenheimer

A person whose idiotic actions resemble that of the organ for copulation and urinary excretion.

He can be such a cockenheimer when he's inebriated.

by Francis P. Sawyer January 10, 2012

cockcentric

Centered or focused around male genitalia.

The porno had two girls and one guy, but it was still very cockcentric.

by Joe Camp January 10, 2006