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Cockzipilis 

This is a type of disorder people have with their cocks (or dick, nob, yogurt rifle, etc...)
These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...
Tony: That Saboo is such a slag!
Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.
Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head
Cockzipilis by i heart 69 May 23, 2008
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cockzipilis 

where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen.
Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H.Because thats what wainer does)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)
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cockzipilis 

where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME IF YOU HAVE YOU
Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Because thats what wainer does)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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